At last, swimwear

I hate neon colours. 

I want to be sure you understand that. They look awful on pale skin and worse on tanned skin.

I don’t much like the seaside either. I did go though, for a week. It’s apparently very good for skin problems and I have a son who seems to need it. I am also going soon on an enlarged family holiday, near the seaside. There’s going to be a pool. Last piece of info, it’s so hot I am spending time at a place with lots of pools.

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Now, since I love clothes, especially winter ones, it comes really difficult to me talking swimming wear. But I do like to be up to scratch, whatever the occasion. So, it looks like I have to consider it.

I don’t like bright, too busy, too sexy, too revealing, topless, g-strings…

I have a friend, she is a very nice person, only, she wears neon bikinis, matches them with neon flip-flops, and she even manages matching nail polish…. it’s disarming…

SIMPLE. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO GO. Plain bikinis or an always very chic one-piece. Nicely cut, nice shades. If you can’t refrain from being a bit more “visible”, add some fine jewellery, a hat and a pair of sunglasses, no more. Ah, don’t trot down to the beach wearing cheap flip-flops or worse, heels!!

This colour and style is great, nice both with or without tan:

J.Crew HALTER WRAP ONE-PIECE SWIMSUIT cognac

J.Crew HALTER WRAP ONE-PIECE SWIMSUIT cognac

Dark and loose in the right place is always good:

and the halter neck versions:

WARNING: the following two swimsuits are to be used only with pale skin, NO accessories, possibly lighter hair or at least tied back, if not short:

Now bikinis. A classic one:

Violet Lake London Paris bikini top + Carver bottom

Violet Lake London Paris bikini top + Carver bottom

something black

something a little trendy

something more trendy, to be used only with a flat tummy, with the addition of a second top, to be used in order to avoid marks:

This is it.

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Beach time!!

I actually don’t like going to the seaside….
Having shared that with you, I do realise most people like it and, even if I don’t like the heat, water and the boredom that goes with that type of holiday, I do go  to the beach too, only for the shortest time possible though!images

I suppose a summer tan is useful as well, one tends to always look better with a little colour, but, be careful, you shouldn’t go too far with that and end up looking like wrinkled cardboard and worse still, common!!

Anyway, I had my usual look around and found some “essentials” one ought to have…

Bikinis and &…
Prefer simple or some tasteful print
MUST suit your body
No point wearing a top which ties around your neck if you than want to avoid sun marks and end up tying it in a funny way..
Top and bottom don’t have to be from the same bikini but obviously must go nicely together

 

 

 

or you might want to hide your tummy..

Seafolly Goddess Maillot swinsuit white

Seafolly Goddess Maillot swinsuit white

or be colourful..

Flip-flops

 

A beautiful bag
Huge
Here you can go wild…

or not…

and if you fancy going a bit over the top and looking very chic..
A huge hat

&Other Stories straw sun hat

Of course don’t forget sunglasses….
Ok big but no “names” (unless small and tasteful) or glitter please!


I always like aviators lots..



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