Speaking of back…side

I have one more complaint which fall under the “back side” region…

A few days ago I was driving and I happened to notice this woman walking along the road. I seem to always detect good looks, unfortunately sometimes I spy bad ones too! She was wearing a t-shirt which was shorter at the back. Now, one might or might not like that sort of thing (I don’t), but, BIG BUT, one needs to check one’s back side in the mirror before venturing out with a top of that sort!! Unfortunately, her “derriere” was far too big for it. I am not saying we should all have perfect bodies, far from it, I am just presenting you with a problem which can be easily solved by dressing accordingly to your shape. So, if your bottom is big or biggish, avoid showing it off. I am stating the obvious here, I know, but it looks like not everybody does.

I thought perhaps they are just forgetful, or don’t own a mirror, or they could even be like children are “if I can’t see my back nobody does” (the kids usually hide behind a curtain with their feet sticking out!!).

So, I reckon it’s important to check all sides when dressing, without going over the top, I disagree with spending too much time in front of the mirror, just a quick glance will do.



Crater hair

I’d like to spend a word about those women who forget they have hair at the back too…I am talking about older ladies here, it just doesn’t happen to young ones.

Have you ever looked at somebody and thought “she is a very chic lady”! Whether because she is dressed really well, with taste, perhaps expensively, or just because she is still good-looking, wearing clothes which suit her figure, has a nice haircut and a nice manicure. Whatever the reason, this woman looks really good. And than… she walks past you… and you see “THE CRATER” at the back of her head!!! She bothered dressing well, perhaps applying a nice make-up, but she forgot to comb her hair and has this ugly flattish area where her hair is still in “pillow position” and forms this hideous hole. ARGHHH! What a shame, going to all that trouble and failing to check her back! (having a thought about another back women should check more often but this will be another post).

So, women, please remember that after a certain age, hair doesn’t just fall back into position when you get up in the morning, just like your face takes a while to lose the “sleeping” wrinkles. Any kind of haircut and colour (almost) will be fine, as long as it has been combed.