Just a quick thought…
My husband likes to call the cat Sir Fur (he does have a lot of that!!).
The cat likes to drink from the bidet (you know, those small, low bowls we have in Italy in the bathroom? Which, btw, I just can’t understand why they are not in everybody’s bathroom!! What on earth do you do every time you need to wash certain bits?!! Do you actually have a shower every time?!!)
Anyway, the cat’s name has become Lucifer! As in Loo Sir Fur
I love it!